i heard Bobby got out this morning.
i havenīt seen him around. is he pissed?
You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.
Yo, son. itīs like i seen this all before.
They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty?
No, it was in this movie Scream.
Same dialogue and everything. This is ill.
- How did it end? - i donīt know.
Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater, so we just broke out.
- No doubt. - Okay, i say we all just stick together.
Tonight everyone meet at my house.
And bring some friends. But donīt tell everyone. Try to keep it quiet.
Okay.
Yo! Party at Cindyīs house! Drunk white women for everybody!
Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him i love him.
Okay. if i see Bobby, iīll tell him i love him.
-jesus! - itīs okay. itīs all right. itīs just me, baby.
- What, you donīt still think itīs me, do you? - No.
itīs just that somebody did try to kill me.
- And the police said i scared him away. - i know. He called me last night.
You see, it couldnīt have been me. i was in jail last night. Remember?
Youīre the best.
iīm sorry. Please understand.
Understand what? That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me?
- Thatīs not true, Bobby. - Then what is it?
What is it? Sheīs gone and sheīs not coming back.
- itīs been over a year, Cindy. - But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls.
- Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh!
iīm sorry if my complicated life...
is an inconvenience to your perfect existence.
Cindy. Cind.
[ Sheriff ] Okay, everybody, listen up.
Let me just say, uh,
the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh--
Hey, you know, shit happens.
[ Reporters Shouting ] Sheriff!. Sheriff!.
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbellīs father?
- No. - isnīt he a suspect?
That is classified information. Where are you getting that?
iīm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
Hey, Gail.
Gail swallows.
Watch this.
Hello. Who is this?
What?
You wanna kill me?
Oh, God. Hold on.
- Cindy, itīs for you. - [ Girls Laughing ]
All right, knock it off, Buffy.
Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in town...
and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips.
Stay in well-lit areas.
Do not travel alone whenever possible.
Always wipe front to back.
And remember, never, ever believe someone...
when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair...
will rid you of crab infestation.
Now, i understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies.
So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk,
i am here for you.
- What a crock of shit. -[ Cindy ] it`s not, Buffy!
- Heīs real! - [ Girls Laughing ]
[ inhales ]
Miss Mann?
Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if youīd like.
No, thanks.
What can i do for you, Cindy?
i need to talk. See, i have this problem...
and i donīt know who to tell.
- Not feeling so fresh? - Huh?
Feminine odor and itching got you down?
Uh, no. No, not that.
Then what is it?
i have a terrible secret.
Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.
Sometimes we do things weīre not so proud of.
Some for money,
others to gain the athletic edge on the competition.
Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us.
- Aah! - Do you know what i mean?
Yes, i do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball--
i mean, all your help. i have to go to class.
Anytime, dear.
- Buffy, are you coming? - iīll catch up with you guys in a sec.
[ Man Whispering ] Redrum.
Hello?
Somebody there?
Hello!
[ Gasps ] Very funny.
Who put you up to this, Cindy?
Lose the cape. itīs way too ī90s horror.
Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?
Wanna play psycho killer? Can i be the helpless cheerleader?
Oh, so this is where iīm supposed to beg for my life?
Please, Mr. Killer, donīt kill me.
So is this where iīm supposed to bleed?
Oh, look, iīm bleeding!
Oh, yeah, iīm supposed to run, right?
Okay. iīm running! iīm running! Help!
Help! Now i`m gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless.
- [ Bones Crack ] - Aah!
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. iīm panicking now.
Oh, God! Somebody please help me!
Oh, God, no!
No!
Oh, now what?
i guess this is the big climax. Hope you donīt mind if i fake it. Aah!
Oh, look at me. iīm all dead.
iīm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please.
Do you know who i am? i`m Miss Teen. You`re really giving me a headache.
And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. i hope youīre gonna pay for that.
Ah! i will not be ignored by the likes--
- iīm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there.
- No! - What are you doing up there?
- Be reasonable. - i canīt take this fucking job...
or those greasy shithead teenagers anymore!
- i`m going to end it all! - Wait! Hold on! Weīre getting help for you!
Now we know Bobbyīs not the killer. So who is?
i donīt know.
if the killer was in your house last night, why didnīt he just kill you then?
Because heīs just messing with us.
Donīt you see? Heīs got us right where he wants us.
We canīt go to the police. Heīs just out there watching us and waiting for us.
What are you waiting for, huh?
What are you waiting for?
[ To Himself] What am i waiting for?
- [ Shouting ] What am i waiting for? - What are you waiting for?
- Fuck you! - [ Crowd Gasping ]
[ Woman ] Oh, my God.
Ray, i still donīt think this party is a good idea.
- You know iīm not gonna let nothinī happen to you. - i just donīt feel right.
- Why canīt we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies?
Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh?
[ Hip Hop Plays On Radio ]
- Hey! This is my song! - Hey!
- You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What?
Everywhere i go i see the same hoīs
Ooh, Brenda.
Did i tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?
- i do, Ray? - Yes.
i like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it.
[ Giggling ]
Ooh! Yes, i like that.
- You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey!
- Hey, put this on with it. - [ Laughing ]
- Ray, you are so freaky. - Thatīs right. You know iīm freaky, girl.
Go on. Pull it. Pull it up.
[ Both ] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
Yeah. Here. Put this on with it.
Go on.
- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
- Okay. - Go on.
- i like that look. - Ooh! iīm bad.
Here. Put this on with it.
Go on, girl. Put it on.
Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on.just shove it on.
Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy.
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
Full speed. Charge! [ Growling ]
Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around!
Turn around! Come on!
Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
- Who? - Uh-- Uh, Brenda.
Put the helmet on. No, letīs role-play. Come on. You get me.
- Come on! Come on! - Huh?
iīm here at Loverīs Lookout.
itīs dark, itīs in the middle of nowhere,
and itīs where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
So very likely weīre about to see someone get killed.
Okay, sure enough, thereīs a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
Letīs see if sheīll have a word with us.
Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You`re Next.
- Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name?
- Well, my nameīs Heather. - Can you tell us what youīre doing out here all alone?
Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and i were just, like, making out...
and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it,
but-- well, that was, like, ten minutes ago.
Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered...
and youīre about to be slaughtered next?
- Really? No way! - Way.
- Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. Youīre the best.
- [ Screaming ] -just as i thought. The murder is happening as we speak.
iīm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this?
Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what youīre feeling, honey?
Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please!
iīd like to help you out, kid, but itīs sweeps. Sir, sir, can i get a word with you?
You got a lot of nerve coming here. iīm just trying to do my job.
- Get the camera off me now! Youīre dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling!
iīm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. Get that camera off me!
Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass!
Kenny! Oh, my God, heīs right behind you!
[ Kenny ] This man is chasin`Miss Gail.
-[ Kenny Grunts ] -[ Thud ]
iīm so scared right now.
i just want to say...
to the family of my cameraman, Kenny,
i am so sorry.
This was my interview,
my story.
itīs all my fault.
- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. i brought me a little snack of my own.
[ Paper Rustling ]
- You want some chicken? - Nah.
Mm-hmm. For all yīall talkers up in here, itīs time to keep it down right now.
Shh.
Shh, back at you. Shh!
Why they actinī already? it ainīt nothinī but the previews.
The largest ship the world had ever known.
its 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world.
Ajourney that would change their lives forever.
Whoo!
iīm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo!
- [ Yells ] -[ Whipmaster ] Get your ass back down there, boy!
- iīm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie about to come on.
i gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce.
[ Brenda ] Hurry up, man. Donīt be long.
Back up! Let him through!
You can move back some. You donīt own the theater.
[ Men Chattering ]
-[ Bell Rings ] -[ Announcer ] And they`re off!.
it`s number three in the lead. Number two close behind.
And number three is the winner!
Number two has placed, and number four to show.
Next week`s Triple Crown starts at 2..30.
-[ Trickling ] - Be here early.
[ Baby Sounds ]
[ Sounds Continue ]
[ Laughing ]
Hey, who was that?
Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again.
Anon.
[ Brenda ] Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Mm-mmm! Don`t go in there!
- [ Yells ] - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ]
[ Laughing ] Lord, iīm gonna have a heart attack!
Man, this is some scary shit!
Oh, i am scared! [ Continues Laughing ]
- Excuse me. - i think i paid my money like everybody else up in here.
- ...out of her favor-- - That ainīt no man.
- You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind?
i know you better get outta my face!
Outta my face! Outta my face!
This is all me up in here. You handle that.
-[ Man ] Will you shut the fuck up! -[ Woman ] Yeah!
Mmm, mmm. This movie is good.
Hey, baby. You came back just in time.
She`s about to get it on with Shakespeare.
-She dressing like a man-- - Shut up.
Yeah, i got you. i got you on camera.
You on Candid Camera now.
You ainīt know that.
-[ Cell Phone Beeping ] - [ Audience Groaning ]
Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. i`m in the movie.
Shakespeare in Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying.
For Christīs sake, will you just shut your trap!
- Shut up! - Hold on.
i don`t know why y`all is actin`like this.
My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said they donīt even stay together in the end.
Give me that.
Right on.
Will you sit down.
- [ Groans ] - Shut up.
Your ass is grass.
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
This is for talking through The Fugitive!
- You ruined Schindler`s List. -jackie Chan movies.
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma`s House!
[ Audiencejeering ]
Aaaaaahhhhh!
[ Applause ]
And i cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
[ Loud Rock ]
Um, you guys, thereīs a few too many people.
Oh, honey, please donīt throw-- Hey, you guys, stop.
Hey! Hey, please! Thatīs my dadīs!
- No, donīt touch-- Ah, no! - Do you have more beer?
- Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage.
No, no, no, no! Donīt!
[ Metal Clanging ]
[ Sighs ] Kitty, you scared me.
-[ Clanging ] - [ Whinnying ]
Horsey. Oh, you scared me too.
Hello? Whoīs there?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, donīt!
Please! iīm just a day player!
[ Screaming ]
Oh, my God!
[ Screaming ]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
- [ Screaming ] - [ Howling ]
Yeah!
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. i was worried about you.
i thought the killer got to you before i could.
Could what?
i wanna go upstairs. Thereīs something i wanna show you.
- [ Chuckles ] Yeah. - [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah.
- Hey, party on! - [ All ] Yeah!
- So-- - So. [ Giggles ]
Here we are... again.
Yeah. [ Giggles ]
And, you know, if youīre not ready,
iīll understand.
Bobby.
i am ready.
- You are? - Yeah.
i canīt keep fighting these urges.
i have to just give in to them...
and let them flow.
Right.
- Bobby? - Huh?
i have been so selfish.
This is like a scene from a movie or something.
Only it isnīt a movie, Bobby.
This is real life.
itīs all a movie, baby.
Thereīs the sound guy. Thereīs the script supervisor. How ya doinī, baby?
- Bobby? - What?
What i mean is that in real life...
you have to enjoy each moment.
[ Moaning ]
Mmm! Ow!
[ Groaning ] Bobby.
- [ Mumbling ] - Bobby!
Can i tell you a secret?
Sure, man.
i see dead people.
[ Laughing ] Man, this shit is awesome!
Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit!
[ Shrieking ] Ah, shit!
We donīt have any more papers, man.
We donīt have any more papers.
Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong?
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah!
Oh, shit, son!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
- This some good shit! - [ Shouting, Whooping ]
[ Grunting ]
- Bobby! iīve never done this before. - What?
itīs okay. itīs okay.
itīs just like-- itīs like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
- A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one.
- Oh. - With the fudge in the middle?
- [ Makes Sucking Sound ] - Okay. [ Giggles ]
Show me now Show me how
-How it feels when we`re together -just like that.
-i`m afraid if we wait -just like that, baby.
- We`ll be waiting till forever -[ Crunch ] - Ah!
Oh!jesus!
i never could wait to get to the chewy middle.
- You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay.
Goddamn!
[ Man Singing, Lyrics indistinct ]
i`m flyin`solo but don`t know if i can stop
Don`t ask me why Don`t make me lie
Just kick back Just sit back
Enjoy the ride
`Cause i`m a spaceman
- [ Bats Squeaking ] -[ Cindy Giggles ]
Guess itīs been a while.
So stay with me
Oh! Oops! [ Giggling ]
itīs very, uh, ī7 0s of you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby!
[ Gagging ]
Come here, Bobby! i want it now!
Oh, man, am i fuckinī stoned!
Yeah, me too, son.
Hey, you guys hear that?
- [ Mimics Electronic Sound That Precedes Killerīs Appearance ] - [ Whimpering ]
- [ Laughing ] - Oh!
[ All Laughing ]
- Shh! - [ Touch Tones ]
- [ Line Ringing ] - [ Girl ] Hello?
- Hello. Whatīs your favorite scary movie? - [ Girl ] Hello?
[ All Laughing ]
Let me talk to her. Shh!
iīm gonna gut you like a pig!
[ All Laughing ]
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Yeah! Whatīs my name, Bobby?
What? Ah!
- Whatīs my name, bitch? - Ow! God! itīs Cindy!
Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby?
itīs yours.
Ahhhhhh!
- [ Roaring ] - Oh, my God!
[ Rumbling ]
Oh, shit!
[ Shouting ]
[ Rapping ] Donīt even contest īCause iīll make you undress
Like porn dancers waitinī at the front door for an answer
Hey, yo, iīm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties
Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap ball
i wanna smoke Cheech and Chong
And if i wanna fuck long i let my ding-a-long hit the bong
And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left
Because the right way is wrong [ Cackling ]
- Whoo-hoo! - i got one. i got one. Here it goes. Ready?
iīm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass
i spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls
if the phone rings donīt answer the call
Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat
Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat Peace!
Yo!
That was the illest rhyme i ever seen, son!
Bobby... where were you tonight?
- What? - i was just curious.
What took you so long to get here?
Why you so curious?
i donīt know.
i thought it would fit the ī90s horror cliche...
if you turned out to be the killer.
Oh, so, what? You think i killed Buffy and Greg?
Buffy and Greg are dead?
- i thought you knew that. - Oh, my God!
Bobby, turn around! itīs the killer!
[ Screaming ]
- Cindy! - [ Gasps ]
- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me.
- Bobby, itīs okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme-
itīs gonna be okay, Bobby.
Yo, wait for me! Thereīs a killer in the house!
Thereīs ass, blood and guts everywhere!
Someone done gone crazy, son!
- [ Chuckling ] We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
Oh, shit, son!
[ Whimpering ] Oh, my God!
[ Groaning ]
Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
[ inhaling ]
You wanna hit this shit?
Ketchup.
just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby.
Oh, my God! Ray, youīve gotta help me! Bobbyīs gone crazy!
[ Girlīs Voice ] Surprise!
- [ Killerīs Voice ] Surprise, Cindy! - [ Gasps ]
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
i think she wants a motive.
- Did Scream have a plot? - No.
[ Chuckles ] Did i Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense?
Donīt think so!
What about the sequel? What was with that fat, whitejamaican kid?
- i wanna kill that motherfucker. - it was bad casting, Bobby.
How about this for a motive? Lack of sex!
it can cause serious deviant behavior.
- i thought you loved me. - Oh, i did, baby.
i did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself.
Thatīs right, Cindy. iīm gay.
And in case you haven`t noticed, so is Ray.
What? i ainīt gay.
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So, they play good music.
- What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - i wanted to go shopping.
- But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my--
Whatever, Ray! i don`t want to talk about this now.
The point is, iīm a new man, and iīm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life.
- So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no.
just you.
And maybe Shorty, but that wasnīt planned or anything.
But hereīs the genius part.
Weīre copycatting a serial killer that already exists.
- itīs the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! Thereīs more!
Hang on to your seat, baby, `cause this one`s a screamer!
- iīll be back. - Uh-oh.
Move your big ass. Come on.
- Dad! - [ Grunts ]
What are you gonna do, frame him?
Nah. Weīre just havinī a little bit of fun with old daddio.
The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead,
and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac`s revenge.
- You ready? iīm ready. - You ready? iīm ready to do this shit.
- Come on. Come on. All right. - All right.
- Come on! [ Shouts ] - Give it to me. No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Ready? All right. Letīs do this. - Wait, wait. Ready.
- Come on. Come on. - Ready.
Give it to me!
No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Remember what we talked about? To the side. - i know.
- How many times we gonna go over this? - Okay.
Stop.just-- All right. Trust me, okay?
- All right. iīm ready. - Trust me. i got this shit. Ready?
- Wait, wait, wait! - iīm about to cut your throat, boy!
Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on!
- Youīre right, youīre right, youīre right. Yeah, come on! - Come on. You ready?
No! You guys are psychos!
Youīve seen one too many TV shows!
No! Watching television shows doesnīt create psycho killers!
Cancelinī TV shows does!
The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man!
it was a good-ass show, and we didnīt even get a final episode!
Take it easy! iīm feelinī a little woozy here!
itīs my turn. Give me the knife.
Fuck outta here. Ainīt nobody stabbinī me.
- [ Cindy Screams ] - [ Ray, Bobby Groaning ]
Surprise, Cindy!
[ Shouting ]
[ Growling ]
[ Snarling, Yelling ]
[ Cindy Screams ]
[ Groaning ]
All right, all right. Hold on a second.
just give me a moment. Ah. One--
[ Grunting, Sighing ]
[ Bones Cracking ] Oh, yeah. Thatīs it.
Ah. Okay.
[ Cindy Shouting ]
[ irishJig Plays ]
[ Shouting ]
- [ Screams ] - Dad!
- [ Mumbling, Gasping ] - Are you okay?
i thought i told you not to have a party unless i was here.
But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet.
Oh, yeah, thatīs right. Did you get some girlfriendsī numbers for me?
- Dad, theyīre dead. - Ah, you know, i canīt get a break.
-[ Siren Wailing ] - Whatīs that? is that the cops?
Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now.
Uh-- Uh-- if the cops come, tell īem iīm a plumber, okay?
You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they sent me over. We donīt know each other.
[ Sirens Continue ]
- No! No! - [ Tires Screeching ]
Dad, Dad, put your arms down.
- What the hellīs goinī on here? -[ Man ] Sheriff, it`s a bloodbath in there.
- He was right here! i swear it! - Who was?
The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends!
And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there.
- All over the place. - Dad. Stop it.
All right, Cindy. iīm gonna have to take you down to the station.
iīm cool, though, right?
- iīm okay? - Letīs-- Letīs go, Cindy.
Cindy. Call me.
Daddyīll get you out, honey.
Okay. Letīs go over this again.
- You say it was an accident. - Yes.
- He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge?
- it has to be him, Sheriff. - [ Banging ]
Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you.
- Thatīll be all, Doofy. - Okay.
- iīm gonna go, then. All right. - All right.
Bye, Cind.
i`m sorry, Cindy. it wasn`t the man you guys killed.
His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later.
- Heīs buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - Thatīs impossible.
- Then i donīt know who it could be. - Heīs gotta be someone...
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
Someone who could move around without being noticed.
Oh, my God.
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her.
[ Gasping ] itīs me, Cind.
īNight, Cind.
- Doofy! - Shithead?
- Have you seen Doofy? - No.
- Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff.
- No. - [ Man ] Yeah. just went out the back, Sheriff.
[ Sheriff] Doofy!
He walks alone under the big city lights
He always knows just when the time is right
He never shows what he`s thinking He keeps it inside
Because he`s too cool for school
He comes alive when the sun goes down
He gets it right You know he`s always down
He`s got one eye open and his ear to the ground
And he`s too cool for school
He`s an operator He`s a real player
-And if you mess with him you know you`ll never win - [ Gasps ]
No-o-o-o-o!
-[ Song Continues, Lyrics indistinct ] - [ Continues Shouting ]
[ Cackling ] Shit, son. Yo, what the deal?
Yo, if yīall watchinī this tape right now,
that means i didnīt make it.
Either iīm a prisoner, or worse, dead.
But either way it goes, iīm gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation.
Rule number one: You gotta be quick.
Rule number two: Donīt fall down.
And rule number three: Whatever you do, never look back.
Yīall wish me luck.
Snatch and run, yīall!
Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch!
[ Rap, indistinct ]
This isnīt easy for me.
i know weīve been together a long time,
but i found somebody else.
Okay? iīm in love.
Donīt look at me like that!
[ Sniffles ] We could still be friends.
You can come into my room whenever you want.
We just canīt-- No.
No!
Okay,just one time.
[ Whirring ]
Yeah. Thatīs it!
Whoo! Oh!
[ Fluid Being Sucked Up ]
-[ Doofy Gasps ] -[ Vacuum Stops ]